Saturday, September 08, 2012

My Favorite The Most Interesting Man In The World Quotes

Jonathan Goldsmith is the actor who portrays The Most Interesting Man In The World for the Dos Equis commercials. The narrator is Will Lyman from Frontline. The commercials started in 2006. I want to see a book on all of The Most Interesting Man In The World quotes.

I compiled a list of my favorites from various sources on the web including YouTube, Google, and the Dos Equis website. I didn't find a source with all of his quotes. Here are the favorites from what I found:

*He has never lost a sock.

*He has won the same lifetime achievement award twice.

*If you didn't use your back-up plan, you played it too safe.

*His business card simply say "I'll call you."

*One should never shake his gifts, just trust me on this one.

*He's never needed lip balm.

*He went to a psychic once . . . to warn her.

*Mosquitoes refuse to bite him, truly out of respect.

*He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test)

*Strippers tip him.

*If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early.

*Even if he were the last person on earth, mankind would still have a chance.

*If you don't have a dark secret, it's never too late to make one.

The Most Interesting Man In The World . . .

*On Life: It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary.

*On Careers: Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, and then don't do that thing.

*On Lady Luck: Be wary of a woman who only shows up when you are winning.

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